Woo Who Recorded An EP: What Happens Next Will Blow Your Tits Clean Off

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Plug a headphone into any hole you can and get ready for a fuckin' blaster of an EP

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released November 17, 2015

Guitar/Vox by Rhysics
Bass by Kyle King
Drums by Lucy Fry

Production by Perko

Additional lyrics by Tasty Tears
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Woo Who Melbourne, Australia

darts, farts, private parts

Kyle King
Lucy Fry
Rhys Renwick

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Track Name: Shitfaced
yeah yeah

so im sitting at home
shitty night alone
i pick up my phone
call my friend Stu
ask him what to do
cus im fuckin' bored

he said 'do you wanna go out tonight'
i said 'its tuesday but yeah alright'
lets hit the town harder than mike tyson

lets play some tunes
ill bring the goon
lets slay some poon
then Stu said something fuckin' priceless, he said

lets get shitfaced mate
lets get shitfaced mate
lets get shitfaced mate
lets get shitfaced mate

gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced

so me and Stuie head into the city
meet some ladies tell them that they're pretty
get shy run away such a pity
just some guys on the hunt for some titty

slam a can of something
absent absynth hunting
Stuies back again here to save the day
gets Tinder out finds us each a date
has a bottle of vodka and something to say, he says

lets get shitfaced mate
lets get shitfaced mate come on ladies
lets get shitfaced mate
lets get shitfaced mate

gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced

fuck im shitfaced
awwww yeahhhh
lets get shitfaced mate
lets get shitfaced mate

gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
awhagh
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
oh no
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
ahhhhghhh
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
gettin shitfaced
Track Name: Unemployed (Need That Cheese)
walking down the street ive got holes in my shoes
bored as fuck i need some cash for booze
but im unemployed with no useful life skills
all i want is to do is professionally chill

i cant keep scraping along
someone hire me please
ill put down my Gatorade bong
maybe not but i need that cheese
i am a little distraught
someone hire me please
ill do whatever you want
maybe not but i need that cheese

take all my friends drinks and dont pay them back
cant even afford a fresh goon sack
watching tv all day doesn't pay the bills
five bucks from mum doesnt keep up with my thrills


i cant keep scraping along
someone fucking hire me please
ill put down my Gatorade bong
maybe not but i need that cheese
i am a little distraught
someone hire me please
ill do whatever you want
maybe not but i need that cheese

just give me any job ill work really hard
maybe not, i just want money on my card
just ask my references what im about
please ignore the fact i was made to drop out

i cant keep scraping along
someone fucking hire me please
ill put down my Gatorade bong
maybe not but i need that cheese
i am a little distraught
someone hire me please
ill do whatever you want
maybe not but i need that cheese

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