so me and Stuie head into the city
meet some ladies tell them that they're pretty
get shy run away such a pity
just some guys on the hunt for some titty
slam a can of something
absent absynth hunting
Stuies back again here to save the day
gets Tinder out finds us each a date
has a bottle of vodka and something to say, he says
lets get shitfaced mate
lets get shitfaced mate come on ladies
lets get shitfaced mate
lets get shitfaced mate