walking down the street ive got holes in my shoes
bored as fuck i need some cash for booze
but im unemployed with no useful life skills
all i want is to do is professionally chill
i cant keep scraping along
someone hire me please
ill put down my Gatorade bong
maybe not but i need that cheese
i am a little distraught
someone hire me please
ill do whatever you want
maybe not but i need that cheese
take all my friends drinks and dont pay them back
cant even afford a fresh goon sack
watching tv all day doesn't pay the bills
five bucks from mum doesnt keep up with my thrills
i cant keep scraping along
someone fucking hire me please
ill put down my Gatorade bong
maybe not but i need that cheese
i am a little distraught
someone hire me please
ill do whatever you want
maybe not but i need that cheese
just give me any job ill work really hard
maybe not, i just want money on my card
just ask my references what im about
please ignore the fact i was made to drop out
i cant keep scraping along
someone fucking hire me please
ill put down my Gatorade bong
maybe not but i need that cheese
i am a little distraught
someone hire me please
ill do whatever you want
maybe not but i need that cheese